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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:14

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

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Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)